CLINTON: Zapatero, I offer myself as mediator.
ZAPATERO: Yes, yes. I like this idea. You have prestige.
CLINTON: Yeah, and I am not very expensive.
ZAPATERO: Then, I accept.
CLINTON: That’s right. Well. What’s the top of the negotiation?
ZAPATERO: The top is nothing.
CLINTON: What? Nothing?
CLINTON: But you should excarcellate prisoners, or celebrate a referendoom…
ZAPATERO: No, no, nothing. They make a complet surrender and we don’t make nothing.
CLINTON: Oh, that’s great!
ZAPATERO: Yes, is the spanish method. Look at the catalonian statut process.
CLINTON: Oh, yeah, it’s incredible, you’re the one!
ZAPATERO: Oh, please… Is a question of balls!
CLINTON: I see, I see… Then, is it already necessary my presence?
ZAPATERO: Sure! With your support all looks more democratic!